Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
836. Muggleborns who are in fandoms squeaking at their laptops that they brought from home, while purebloods are confused and wonder “What is that rectangular thing?” and “What the heck is a Drarry or a Destiel?”