Ego Waffles and Water Bottles
jadeladyporrim:

upgraderath:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

So I was killed at my right right knee? Bummer

Under my right breast? Possibly that disease where my heart was on the other side? That’d be cool

jadeladyporrim:

upgraderath:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

So I was killed at my right right knee? Bummer

Under my right breast? Possibly that disease where my heart was on the other side? That’d be cool

psychofactz:

 

frostingpeetaswounds:

that one character you would literally die for to protect if they were real

doctortriggers:

when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thingimage

bisexualelena:

life-is-splendid:

ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)

ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)

badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)

ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)

ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ponderingrose:

DONE

thecountrytype:

feed-me-fitness:

amburgurandfries:

enterthedreamatorium:

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

the last comment just hurts so bad

That sucks. :(

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

textsfromgayswimmers:

textsfromgayswimmers:

Guys, so somehow Free! made it the semi finals of MTV’s little contest and I for one would find it hilarious if we won. So if you could spare a moment to vote that would be pretty sweet.

Friendly Reminder that the voting period ends in a day! Also some clarifications!. 

In order to vote you have to have an account with MTV. I made one with one of my spare email accounts it took like five seconds. Once you do that you can vote as many times as you want. So I’ve just left the site open and been spamming it every now and then. 

But yeah, Free! won the animation Category (meaning it beat Family Guy, Adventure time and even Attack on Titan) and is guaranteed at least fourth place in this entire contest. 

That being said, having them win the entire thing would literally be the most amazing thing. Imagine them having to announce a swimming show from japan as the winner. And then showing clips of it. On TV. I need this you guys. 

So yeah, thats what this is about! Good luck everybody! 

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

Random reaction gifs from Felix The Cat: The Movie review

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

rurouni-panda:

ONE MORE DAY TO VOTE!!! Vote as many times as you can!
WE HAVE TO SEE THIS LIVE SO GO GO GO.
We need everyone attending to be just like

especially channing tatum ok

rurouni-panda:

ONE MORE DAY TO VOTE!!! Vote as many times as you can!

WE HAVE TO SEE THIS LIVE SO GO GO GO.

We need everyone attending to be just like

especially channing tatum ok

zombiesandporn:

orangelemonart:

animeboybutts:

GUYS WE BEAT ATTACK ON TITAN  
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WE ARE IN THE FINALS
GO AND VOTE

god, i dont even watch free and i want this to win so badly, thatd be so hilarious.

us weeaboos gotta stick together  

zombiesandporn:

orangelemonart:

animeboybutts:

GUYS WE BEAT ATTACK ON TITAN  

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WE ARE IN THE FINALS

GO AND VOTE

god, i dont even watch free and i want this to win so badly, thatd be so hilarious.

us weeaboos gotta stick together